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Monday, March 26, 2012

Betty Bowers: Join the Party!

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Santorum's 'tantorum'

Rick Santorum said someone isn't a true Republican until you have cursed out a New York Times reporter. Yes, now tantrums are part of the campaign for the presidency.

During a campaign appearance in Racine, Wis., Sunday, Santorum (aka Frothy) warned an audience about Romney.

"He is the worst Republican in the country to put up against Barack Obama," Santorum said.

Times reporter Jeff Zeleny asked frothy about the comment, and Santorum lost it. "What speech did you listen to? Stop lying!" Santorum snapped at Zeleny. "I said he was the worst Republican to run on the issue of Obamacare. That's what I was talking about."

"Quit distorting my words. If I see it, it's bullshit," Santorum added.

"If he can't deal now, how will he this fall?" Romney adviser Jim Merrill said on Twitter.

But Santorum is playing spin doctor.

"Earlier today, while campaigning in Wisconsin, I criticized Romney and Obama for their outrageous healthcare legislation. Predictably, I was aggressively attacked by a New York Times reporter all too ready to defend the two of them, and all too ready to distort my words," the message sent under Santorum's name read. "Let me assure you, I didn't back down, and I didn't let him bully me. I think it is high time that conservatives find the courage to expose the liberal press for what they are, a defender and enabler of Romney's and Obama's liberal agendas."

Then on Faux News: "If you haven't cursed out a New York Times reporter during the course of a campaign, you're not really a real Republican, is the way I look at it," Santorum said.

Since when did they allow cry babies to enter the Republican race?

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Santorum could give a $#@* about unemployment


Well, at least he's being honest (and typically insensitive) ...
"I don't care what the unemployment rate is going to be. It doesn't matter to me. My campaign doesn't hinge on unemployment rates and growth rates," Santorum said during a campaign appearance in Illinois.
No, he'd rather spend his time creating a religious theocracy in which your every move is governed by his interpretation of the Bible.

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Savage on Samtorum

"Rick Santorum thinks that women who have been raped should be compelled—by force of law—to carry the babies of their rapists to term, he thinks birth control should be illegal, he wants to prosecute pornographers, etc., etc., basically the guy wants to be president so that he can micromanage the sex lives of all Americans...and I'm the one with issues? Because I made a dirty joke at his expense eight or nine years ago and it stuck? I'm the one with issues? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Rick can pray for me. I'll gay for him. And we can call it even." - Dan Savage, after hearing that Santorum prays for Dan.

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Monday, March 19, 2012

Republican Jesus - Episode 3

Jesus is talked into changing his campaign strategy.



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Sunday, March 18, 2012

Republican Jesus - Episode 2



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Saturday, March 17, 2012

Republican Jesus - Pilot

Because America needs a better choice in 2012. Jesus shocks the world by announcing he is running for president at a press conference.





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Friday, March 16, 2012


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Thursday, March 15, 2012


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Santoromentum

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Monday, March 12, 2012


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Sunday, March 11, 2012


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Friday, March 9, 2012

'Sluts' Respond To Rush Limbaugh

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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Silence is Truly Golden

Look, a boogie!
Rush Limbaugh has already lost 46 advertisers since calling a young woman a 'slut' and 'prostitute,' and saying she owed the world a sex tape.

He said loses the advertisers meant nothing to him, as they were nothing more than the fries at the bottom of a fast food bag. However, Media Matters is reporting that the man's radio show is now filled with extended moments of silence where ads used to be played. And yes, they account for the best, most accurate few minutes you will ever hear on his show.

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The Santorum Cocktail

“People really like it even though it’s named after something gross — both the person and the Dan Savage meaning,” said John Rauschenberg, co-owner of Pacific Standard. “It’ll be an election fixture at least until primary season is over.” The duo behind the beer hole near St. Mark’s Place often put out cocktails with suggestive names, such as the Corn Holed Fashioned or Mike Gallego’s Cup. But the Santorum, a milky mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters and chocolate flakes, seems to be sticking. We won’t explain how the drink matches up with an alternate definition of the word “Santorum,” as The Brooklyn Paper is a family publication — but the bar’s liberal proprietors are certain it’ll satisfy any boozy desires."

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

How a Santorum Presidency is like Anal Sex

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Romney or Mr. Burns?


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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Shit My Republicans Say

The following words were said by actual Republicans. As performed by actor Steven Weber.



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Saturday, March 3, 2012

Family Values

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He must be feeling better, then


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Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage


An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia's Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when there's someone out there who truly cares for them.

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Limbaugh calls student a 'slut'

So this week Rush Limbaugh took offense when a young woman argued that birth control should be covered by health insurance.

"What does it say about the college co-ed [Sandra] Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? Makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex," Limbaugh said on Wednesday on his radio show.

The next day he said: "If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I'll tell you what it is: We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch."

What a charming man.

Update: Limbaugh has apologized. Less likely because he feels badly about the things he said. Advertisers threatened to leave his show, with one severing a decades old relationship with the hot-headed host.

See more on this story after the jump ...

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Thursday, March 1, 2012

Beware the Man in the Sweater Vest

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Wednesday, February 29, 2012


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Sunday, February 26, 2012

JFK makes Santorum vomit

Rick Santorum admitted today that watching John F. Kennedy’s speech to the Baptist ministers in Houston in 1960 made him want to “throw up.” In the speech JFK expressed his belief that it was important that the Church not interfere in the affairs of the State.

Here is a list of things that do not make Santorum want to vomit ...


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"I have two grandchildren – Maggie is 11, Robert is 9. I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they're my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American." – Newt Gingrich in March 2011

A secular athiest country dominated by radical Islamists ... wanna rethink that one, Newt?

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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Former GOP Sen. Alan Simpson ain't no fan of Santorum

Sen. Alan Simpson doesn't think Republicans are doing themselves, or the country, any favors by grabbing on to social issues.

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Friday, February 17, 2012

How Dummies Protect Marriage

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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Re-Re-Re-Translate the Arizona GOP Debate

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Bill Maher On Rick Santorum: 'He Believes Life Begins at Erection'

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Yes, Santorum is this stupid!

Only Rick Santorum, whose last name came to mean: The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, has just released a campaign video in which he is being pelted with what looks like, well, santorum. Seriously?

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Blogger hates (HATES) Santorum!

Ace of Spades, a take-no-prisoners blogger with libertarian leanings, just concluded this epic Twitter rant, crystallizing some conservatives' objections to the former senator. Check out the rant at Buzzfeed!

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Romney Flip-Flop #135

“I don’t speak for the scientific community, of course, but I believe the world’s getting warmer. I can’t prove that, but I believe based on what I read that the world is getting warmer. And number two, I believe that humans contribute to that. I don’t know how much our contribution is to that, because I know that there have been periods of greater heat and warmth in the past but I believe we contribute to that. And so I think it’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may well be significant contributors to the climate change and the global warming that you’re seeing.”
~Mitt Romney, campaign stop in New Hampshire, June 2011

VERSUS

⁠”My view is that we don’t know what’s causing climate change on this planet. And the idea of spending trillions and trillions of dollars to try to reduce CO2 emissions is not the right course for us.”
~Mitt Romney, campaign stop in Pittsburgh, October 28, 2011

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Oh, Santorum

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum. (Oddly enough, it means the same thing!)

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Why does MSNBC continue to invite hate groups to speak?

For some reason MSNBC is enamored with Family Research Council (a designated hate group!) and its bigoted, homophobic leader Tony Perkins. It would never host the leader of the KKK, and yet it continues to treat Perkins and his ilk like rational individuals. Even funnier, Perkins has been called out for actually telling untruths while on MSNBC shows, and yet he is invited back. Shame!

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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

To all the GOP candidates: FUCK YOU!

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Romney vs Voter Apathy

Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy ...

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Bachmann - Ingredients



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